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wormbanquet
Birthdate:
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I don't come with dice...so don't play me.

Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you're obsessive compulsive, press one repeatedly. If you are codependent, ask someone to press two. If you have multiple personalities, press three, four, five, and six. If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which button to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what button you press. No one will answer


Im not paranoid, i know everyone hates me


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